THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: RARITY'S MERRY & MAGICAL CHRISTMAS NEIGHTIVITY PAGEANT

by Pinkamena Party Crew

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about

Trixie and Rarity, on a drunken after-show bender, end up finding an ancient relic: a book of songs about something called "CHRISTMAS" where a foal was born and it was a big deal or something. They came to their own epiphany that night. They needed to put on one more show: whatever this was.

They decide to put on a "Nativity Pageant", as they found notes about something by that name being the thing to do with these songs, but they have absolutely no idea what any of this is about. So, being the creative geniuses they are, they just make things up to fill in their gaps of understanding. And so, the pageant forms...

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As always, proceeds are donated to CLIC Sargent to help combat childhood cancer.

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released December 24, 2018

Album art by Nootaz, as is all alternate art included as bonus items except for the one securityfurby sent, which is probably by an actual Furby.

Pinkamena Party is organized by davhors! and Supersaw Hoover.

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Track Name: PoniPlague (Feat. Shining Chord) - Fuck Santa
Fuck Santa! stupid fucker never brings me gifts
i feel left out like a damn misfit
shoved to the back of his sack like a broke jack boxing away with beliefs that i still lack
broken toys and memories, erased forever shipped overseas
this jolly fucker can bow to me, and suck my dick for eternity
i hate this dumbass holiday, stressin me out all fucking day
when can i ever just get away, fuck off Santa ya stay away
the house is empty the tree is dim, no presents in my fucking den
the silence grows all through the night, my blood will boil so fucking bright
the only light is a burning fire deep in my soul and its growing higher
i hate you bitch so fucking much
fuck you and little Timmy's broken crutch, you're all a lie my parents were right bring it Santa i'm ready to fight i'll kick your ass and i'll do it swift, I FUCKING HATE YOU

i was wrong Santa's very smart, hes nice to me deep in my heart
he makes me happy i'll never sin, i'll never say bad shit again
he loves my cookies they're very sweet, a jolly good guy that's pretty and neat
he makes me jolly he loves my feet, i keep them clean rinse wash repeat
i'm by his side once every year, sometimes he brings all his reindeer
he locks the door says don't be loud
whips out his sack which makes a crowd, the kids all scream wanting a toy
he grins so evil for his next ploy, opens his sack, pulls out his toys
i start to cry he goes insane, the imagery is far from plain
dear god oh why please someone help, i'm seeing things i shouldn't
belts are flying, kids are screaming, deers are laughing, i am bleeding,
please head my words on Christmas day, Santa is real and he's here to stay
Track Name: Ghost Dances - Death In Crystal
The shining batallion of the kingdom of the north
In a wasteland of frozen crystals they travel
A hopeless odyssey through biting winds and snow
The bones of lost companions become ice forevermore

The shadows come swiftly in the night
The thundering storms their cover
A sudden gasp and a muted scream
All that remains of a soldier
The umbrum's loyal servants
Take census of their prey
The harsh winds blow yet faster
The night consumes the day

No flesh remains of the unit whose bones now occupy
The frozen crystal wasteland full of souls
The ashes of a flame of pure darkness will sweep away
The memory of their names
Lost to time and shadow
They trudge through the darkness
Unaware of their fate
Forever bound to roam a void of ice and piercing cold

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