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I LEFT MY PROT​É​GÉ IN GENERATION IX

by Pinkamena Party Crew

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demo starting school again very soon, i'm so glad i have this album to get me through it! i loved every track, it was so hard to choose a favorite :^) Favorite track: Love Me.
Magic Pink Horse
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Magic Pink Horse Finally got to this one, and it feels to me sorta special. Many tracks have this consistently full and atmospheric vibe that is hard to describe, but nice to follow. Like a sense of an otherworldly euphoria trip. And it all ties to the futuristic crazy plot really well while the face-breaking hardcore beats and inappropriately provocative samples are all there in full force as always. Uniting things in a wicked harmony.

Just, I dunno, really good album, very much liked it, good job everyone :) Favorite track: Rottel-Pink-Beat.
FunStuffies
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FunStuffies I'm a huge fan of breakcore, hardstyle, and pretty much anything intense. If you're also like me, this album definitely won't disappoint. Favorite track: Through Equestria.
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I'm just a little pony flying across Equestria Paying no mind, just wishing the best for ya I'm so damn happy, hope this day never ends! Best day foreva, hanging out with my pony friends
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>(VERSE 1) Someone is here Someone not from our time How did she get here? We have to send her back What do we do? We have to be careful But what will happen If we all interact? >(CHORUS) Eclipse of time and space We've already found you We'll put you in your place O girl, you're out of time You are the paradox We are the paradigm >(VERSE 2) Witness the clash The temporal shadow Of generations That no one will recall You have no chance There's nothing you can do So come and find us And we can end it all >(CHORUS) Eclipse of time and space We've already found you We'll put you in your place O girl, you're out of time You are the paradox We are the paradigm
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In the future You can fuck horses It's not illegal anymore Please rut responsibly
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I don't recognize anything Where the fuck am I What is that? What is that? Where the FUCK am I I don't recognize anything What is that? What is that? Where the FUCK am I??? [unintelligible] primitive pony, why are you here? where is your cyberhoof and your third ear? you are not part of the globular mesh what can you do with that body of flesh? take it from me, the me that has taken the rodando loxigen brand of the quaken you have transgressed on the fabric of time this is the world of New Equestria Prime!
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THESE LITTLE PONIES BEEN DRIVING ME FUCKING INSANE (Hey, Yuh) [X4] Questioning my sanity, feeling like they are after me. Feeling like I'm being chased, my mind feels like in a cage. Upset the status quo, treat it like a useless foe. Overthrow the monarchy, raise the Pony Anarchy! THESE LITTLE PONIES BEEN DRIVING ME FUCKING INSANE (Hey, Yuh) [X2] THESE LITTLE PONIES BEEN DRIVING ME FUCKING INSANE (INSANE) (Hey, Yuh) THESE LITTLE PONIES BEEN DRIVING ME FUCKING INSANE (FUCKING INSANE) (Hey, Yuh) THESE LITTLE PONIES BEEN DRIVING ME FUCKING INSANE (INSANE) (Hey, Yuh) THESE LITTLE PONIES BEEN DRIVING ME FUCKING INSANE (FUCKING INSANE) (Hey, Yuh) Sit down little filly, you thinkin' I'm being silly? I'll show you how shit can get crazy when you take a bus, from the Village to the Big City. Upset the status quo, treat it like a useless foe. Overthrow the monarchy, raise the Pony Anarchy! THESE LITTLE PONIES BEEN DRIVING ME FUCKING INSANE (Hey, Yuh) [X4]
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Guard: "I've got you now, it's a dead end! Time's up, little pony!" Luster Dawn: "Oh no...oh no..." Guard: "NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU NOW, YOU ARE HEREBY--" Guard: "OH! One moment, little pony, I have to conduct some, ahem, business. Not like you can escape, anyway." Starlight Glimmer: "aaand here's your horse tranquilizer, careful, it's unmarked, but you know how it has to be here--" LD: "HEADMASTER STARLIGHT GLIMMER?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" SG: "Huh? Oh, aren't you Twilight's protege? Did she leave you in Generation 9 all alone? Here, auntie glimglam will take you home. See you next week, Zartikzoraojeifjsdighjrfeuijfiwo the 32nd Hyperguard of the Interdimensional Equine Palace!" Guard: "Eh? What? She's my mark!" SG: "Do you want your drugs or no?" Guard: "...You're lucky today, little pony." SG: "C'mon, let's go. I'm at the end of my runs." LD: "How big IS this--" SG: "Shh...no questions, only TIME TRAVEL!"
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raining ash and fire plumes of light devouring tired lives we pay a toll of generations lost to dust divine destruction of this plane of existence falling infinitely inwards towards the void all realities are crashing existence nullified civlization vaporized was there no purpose after all? with wings of light we fly through broken skies tattered planets tear our souls apart

about

When the closed-off Luster Dawn visited the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle, she was tasked with quite a familiar scenario: making friends! However, Luster Dawn was still far off from understanding all the reasons why and just could not handle having to go through dozens of her own adventures over so many years, if Princess Twilight's seemingly endless stories were anything to go by.

It was a good thing she had studied the princess's many books rather than form acquaintances, including one detailing the now-more-known time-traveling spell! It was supposed to be quite the foolproof plan: she would skip forward to a time when her own adventures in friendship would come to their collective conclusion, surely as successfully as those of Princess Twilight herself, and everything would proceed in life as normal! She cast the spell and disappeared, and one of her new friends alerted the castle.

Upon hearing that Luster Dawn had used the time-travel spell, Princess Twilight weighed her options. She decided that it was too risky to disrupt the timestream, and as she was now effectively immortal, she decided that she would just wait for the day Luster Dawn showed up again.

But Princess Twilight perhaps underestimated the situation...

Luster Dawn was still inexperienced with this area of magic, and she put all her might into casting the spell. She realized much too late that this would cause the spell to overshoot its mark by an unfathomable margin, catapulting the young mare far, far, far further than she ever intended...

...and...where is this place? Or more accurately, When-- no, how is this place existing?? Indeed, "how" is a far better question when the very rules of reality she knew were not only entirely different, but beyond all comprehension and constantly changing. It is quite unfathomable and horrifying when you're facing what used to be your world and having to see it in a way nopony from our time should ever have to see. Or should we say...hear...

Luster Dawn is now stranded in the farthest reaches of the future, worlds and realities and universes away from her home of the epilogue of G4, all the way in G9!!!

What strange things (and sounds) does she see and hear? Who does she meet? What does she do? Who are the ponies of G9???

There's only one certainty: IT'S REALLY WEIRD.

Proceeds from this album will be donated to causes for social/racial justice via ActBlue.

credits

released July 31, 2021

Pinkamena Party Team is Cii, Kakofonous A. Dischord, and Supersaw Hoover.

Album art:
Typography and layout by Supersaw Hoover
Photography by Kakofonous A. Dischord
Apologies to Bruce Coville

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SHOUTOUTS TIME:

SHOUTOUT TO THE FUTURE
SHOUTOUTS TO MY MICRO PENIS
SHOUT OUT TO MCMIAG
SHOUTOUT TO SHOUTING INTERNALLY
SHOUTOUTS TO RARITIES CHRISTMAS NEIGHTIVITY PAGEANT
SHOUTOUTS TO EVERYONE HERE :HEART: YA'LL ARE RAD
SHOUTOUT TO :UNICORN:
SHOUTOUT TO LIFE
SHOUTOUTS TO THE TIME I WASTED NOT WORKING ON MUSIC
SHOUTOUT TO BRUCE COVILLE
SHOUTOUT TO MLP G5
SHOUTOUT TO EVERY FUTURE SELF WHO READS THIS SHOUTOUT FROM THE PAST
SHOUTOUTS TO DAVE DAVIS, LEGIONZ OV HELL, CENOBITE RECORDS, AND MATEUSZ SKUTNIK
SHOUTOUTS TO ALL THE ABOVE SHOUTOUTS
-BUT NOT THE ONES BELOW
SHOUTOUTS TO MAKING MUSIC
SHOUTOUTS TO MLP G6
SHOUTOUTS TO SPEEDCORE DAD
SHOUTOUT TO G9
SHOUTOUT TO LIKE A G6
SHOUTOUTS TO FIVESKIN WE NEED A COMEBACK
SHOUTOUT TO FUTURE GARAGE FOR NOT JUST CALLING ITSELF FUTURE HOUSE
SHOUTOUT TO FUTURE HOUSES
SHOUTOUT TO FUTURE HOUSE FOR CALLING ITSELF FUTURE HOUSE INSTEAD OF LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE
SHOUTOUT TO THE FUTURE IN THE STUDIO MEME
SHOUTOUTS TO THE NEXT ALBUM'S SHOUTOUTS
SHOUTOUT TO SQUIDWARD TENTACLES
SHOUTOUT TO BOXABL
SHOUTOUT TO THE FUCKSTICK THAT HIJACKED MY CASH APP ACCOUNT THIS MORNING
SHOUTOUT TO CANKLES
SHOUTOUTS TO THE ACADEMY OF BOOTY
SHOUTOUT TO KAKO FOR ALWAYS RUNNING BADASS SYNC LISTEN EVENTS, WE <3 YOU
SHOUTOUT TO THE ONES GOING META, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
SHOUTOUT TO THE TOASTBEARD AND MLR COMMUNITY FOR 10 YEARS
SHOUTOUTS TO DUSTCAR
SHOUTOUTS TO WHY DO THEY CALL IT SHOUT OUT THE SHOUTOUT WHEN YOU WHISPER IN THE OUT SHOUT OUT EAT THE FOOD
SHOUTOUT TO ALWAYS FEELING GUILTY THAT I DIDNT DO MORE FOR PINKAMENA PARTY
SHOUTOUT TO A NEW DECADE
SHOUTOUT TO PLANNING PP10
SHOUTOUT TO CONQUERING A 5 YEAR TRAUMA
SHOUTOUT TO PINKAMENA'S PARTY
SHOUTOUT TO PP11
SHOUTOUTS TO PINKAMENIS PORTY
SHOUTOUT TO INK FOR MAKIN' IT INTO THE INDUSTRY BUT STILL HANGING OUT WITH US
SHOUTOUTS TO HHGREGG
SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE THINGS WE'VE YET TO ACCOMPLISH...IN THE FUTURE!
SHOUTOUT TO THE COLOR ORANGE
SHOUTOUTS TO NO MORALITY TRACK #36
SHOUTOUT TO SOUND BANDIT FOR MAKING BOPPIN MUSIC :SQUIRRELSMIRK:
SHOUTOUT TO THIS PICTURE
ALSO SHOUTOUT TO THIS RURAL-ASS CABIN PLACE FOR FINALLY GETTING DECENT INTERNET SO I CAN BE HERE LMAO
SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE PEEPS KEEPING THE PINKAMENA PARTY RYM PAGE UPDATED IN MY ABSENCE
SHOUT OUT TO ANYONE WHO STILL CARES ABOUT MY MUSIC, AND EVERYONE WHO'S WILLING TO GO ABOVE AND BEYOND TO MAKE THE MOST WILDEST MUSIC EVER
SHOUTOUT TO STAYING HEALTHY
SHOUTOUT TO THAT PERSON FROM RYM WHO LISTED PONYDOME AS ONE OF THE BEST PONY ALBUMS THEY'VE LISTENED TO SO FAR
SHOUTOUT TO GOING COMPLETELY OFF YOUR NUT
SHOUTOUTS TO HORSE MUSIC
YOUR MUSIC IS RAD AF NGL
(KEEPONROCKIN404 THAT'S THE NAME)
SHOUTOUT TO STILL BEING RELEVANT IN THE PONY MUSIC SCENE
PISS
SHOUTOUTS TO THE LAST SHOUTOUTS:
ME
HORSE
SHOUT OUT TO MANIC MUSIC MAKERS OF THE PONYSPHERE
PONI SHOULD PONI PONI
:HEART:

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