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Fuck Santa! stupid fucker never brings me gifts
i feel left out like a damn misfit
shoved to the back of his sack like a broke jack boxing away with beliefs that i still lack
broken toys and memories, erased forever shipped overseas
this jolly fucker can bow to me, and suck my dick for eternity
i hate this dumbass holiday, stressin me out all fucking day
when can i ever just get away, fuck off Santa ya stay away
the house is empty the tree is dim, no presents in my fucking den
the silence grows all through the night, my blood will boil so fucking bright
the only light is a burning fire deep in my soul and its growing higher
i hate you bitch so fucking much
fuck you and little Timmy's broken crutch, you're all a lie my parents were right bring it Santa i'm ready to fight i'll kick your ass and i'll do it swift, I FUCKING HATE YOU

i was wrong Santa's very smart, hes nice to me deep in my heart
he makes me happy i'll never sin, i'll never say bad shit again
he loves my cookies they're very sweet, a jolly good guy that's pretty and neat
he makes me jolly he loves my feet, i keep them clean rinse wash repeat
i'm by his side once every year, sometimes he brings all his reindeer
he locks the door says don't be loud
whips out his sack which makes a crowd, the kids all scream wanting a toy
he grins so evil for his next ploy, opens his sack, pulls out his toys
i start to cry he goes insane, the imagery is far from plain
dear god oh why please someone help, i'm seeing things i shouldn't
belts are flying, kids are screaming, deers are laughing, i am bleeding,
please head my words on Christmas day, Santa is real and he's here to stay

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from THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: RARITY'S MERRY & MAGICAL CHRISTMAS NEIGHTIVITY PAGEANT, released December 24, 2018

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